Geometry

Miss Pitt: Boys and girls, today we are learning something new. It is called geometry! Only really really smart kids get to learn geometry but I think you can do it. Tap your head if you have heard the word geometry before (a few kids tap their heads). Now I want you to touch your nose if you can tell me what it means....

One little boy touches his nose.

Yes bobby (obviously not his real name)

Bobby: That's when you sit at the computer a really REALLY long time and you look at a bunch of stuff and its the names of your family from a long time ago. Like your ancestors.

Miss Pitt: Well Bobby, that is genealogy.... close, but geometry actually means we're going to learn about shapes...

O the mormon moms that would be o so proud if they knew what their kids knew in second grade :)